Sunt pieton dar ma tratez

Din categoria "draga am parcat masina!":

Vremuri de tot rahatul III

Vremuri de tot rahatul II

Vremuri de tot rahatul I

Cand turistii se amuza

Au ce au cu statuile, si gata. Dar eu nu-s de acord, adica ce, nu are si ele statuile demnitatea lor?

Sport extrem: dormitul la servici

Aveti aici un exemplu care va va arata foarte explicit ce implica sportul cunoscut ca si dormitul la servici, birou,munca, sau in cazul asta sub birou.

Dar mare atentie la colegii invidiosi, pentru ca trebuie sa fim sinceri, acest sport nu este la indemana oricui, si exista acei colegi care neaparat trebuie sa respecte regulile, si sa munceasca in timpul orelor de servici!

Asa ca va urez servici usor, somn usor,caci criza trece ea pana la urma, si nimic din ceea ce facem noi nu va schimba asta!

Nume de orase din Romania traduse in engleza

Pentru a veni in intampinarea si ajutorul turistilor straini care viziteaza Romania , s-a hotarat sa se procedeze la traducerea in engleza a denumirilor unor localitati din diferite zone ale tarii. Primarii sunt solicitati sa instaleze indicatoare rutiere noi la intrarea si iesirea din localitate, avand inseminate numele localitatii lor in ambele limbi: romana si engleza.

Si iata traducerea in engleza a unor orase din Romania , in ordine alfabetica:

Adunatii Copaceni - Gathered Tree People

Afumati - Neversober

Baicoi - Youball

Buhusi - Boo

Buzau -Really Fat Lip

Calarasi - Silly-dressed Folks on Horses

Ciorogarla -Nigger-River

Constanta - The Steadiness

Dor Marunt - Miniature Melancholy

Husi - Shoo

Navodari - Networkers

Onesti - The Sincere

Pitesti - Youdohide

Satu-Mare - The Rather Roomy Rural Community

Slatina - Slut Tina

Slobozia - A Very Wrong Local Tradition

Târgu Frumos - The Aesthetically Pleasing Bazaar

Urlati - Gimme Some Noise

Voluntari - Town of Unpaid Assistants

Catel fotogenic

The Winner is...

Adica daca ma insel va rog sa-mi spuneti. Si noi saracii care ne chinuim cu ratele la masina....

Echilibru Partea III

Echilibru Partea II

Echilibru Partea I

Publicitatea in sezonul de fotbal

Apel umanitar?

EUROENGLISH - OFFICIAL LANGUAGE OF EUROPE

Euroengleza - limba oficiala a Europei

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of Europe, rather than German, which was the other possibilty. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish":

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with " f ". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with"z" and "w" with "y". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaing "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leteres. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no more trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!!!! (Und zen ve vil take over ze vorld!!!!!)

E o viata de K(itty)kat!!

Vineri dimineata cand ma uit in oglinda ma vad asa:
Deschid mailul de servici si DEZASTRUUUU!!! Control neanuntat!
Nici la piscina nu scap de telefoane
si secretara a amestecat dosarele
si am sedinta
si cineva vine spre biroul meu...
si mai am inca o sedinta...
apoi ma cheama sefa la ea!
Si cum vreau sa redevin....ma bucur ca...
Maine si poimaine e weekend!